NoAh..... More like Ahh--NO!! 😂 Okaaaayyyy....so you know how you wish you could Unsee stuff?? Well yea. First of all, Hermione didnt use any magic in the movie. The CGI animals COMPLETELY over acted! Rockbiters from the NeverEnding Story kill people.(but have secret big eyed flying aliens inside their chocolatey outer shell) Jennifer Connollys hair looks AMAZING the entire movie, for someone who never washes it. And Gladiator was acting like Russell Crowe....😒 He was a pacifist, a psycho and then a drunk. Also, Hannibal played Gandolf in the movie and used magic to help Hermiones baby maker! (I didnt need to see her give double birth!!) The story was Errywurr.... Drowning apparently sounds a lot like screaming...... And when the movie is over, Darron Aronofsky basically laughs at you and kicks you in the ass, through the uncomfortable silence that is the credits, that make it even MORE awkward when everyone gets up to walk out wishing they could get their money back. (But not really saying anything cuz they havent asked the other people they came with how did you like it so that they can say OH MY GOD I LOVED IT TOO!!) I never want to see that movie again!! EVER!!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 03:28:58 +0000
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