OK Gretchen 7 things you may not know about me. 1. When my dog poops in the front yard of a house that looks like it belongs to some Fancy Pants Snooty McSnootbugh, I always consider just leaving it there. 2. Every car Ive ever owned has at some point gotten a dent in the right side over or behind the back wheel. I have some kind of mental black hole there and always eventually crunch into a stubby post. 3. I havent flushed a urinal since 1993. 4. Until about 3 years ago, I thought that Szechuan was the spelling for Saskatchewan and when I saw Szechuan cuisine I assumed it was a peculiar Canadian delicacy. 5. I hate the word foodie. I hate everything about it. I hate the way it sounds, and I hate the type of person who would call themselves something like that. Enough with this. We should just go back to using gourmet already. 6. The advice my mother always gave me was Never throw out bad water unless you have good water to replace it. I accepted this as fact because my mom said it, but I now realize it was terrible advice. You are much better off just throwing the bad shit out of your life. This is why my mom still owns pot holders that burn your hands. 7. In a 10th grade health class, we had to fill out a questionnaire about a bunch of stuff I dont remember. But one of the questions was where will you be in 10 years. I couldnt think of anything, and I thought it would be funny, so I wrote in big letters DEAD. Nobody else thought it was funny, and I got some genuinely shocking and disturbing looks. BTW I was super-popular and nobody ever thought I was weird.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 06:03:56 +0000
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