OMG. YOU GOTTA READ THIS ONE. > An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers > on board, but only 4 parachutes. > > > > The first passenger, Holly Madison > said, I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and > prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans dont want me to > die. > > > > She took the first pack and jumped out of > the plane. > > > > The second passenger, John > McCain, said, Im a Senator, and a decorated war > hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of > America. > > > > So he grabbed the second pack and > jumped. > > > > The third passenger, Barack Obama said, I am > the President of the United States and I am the smartest > ever in the history of our country, some even call me the > Anointed One. > > So he grabbed the pack next to him > and jumped out. > > > > The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said > to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, I > have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I > will sacrifice my life and let you have the last > parachute. > > > > The little girl said, Thats okay, > Mr. Graham. Theres a parachute left for you. Americas smartest > President took my schoolbag. Reply, Reply All or Forward | More
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