ONLY IN CAIRO So this afternoon my wife and I stop by Dollar Tree to pick up a couple quick items. Tammy says drop me off at the front door it wont take a second to grab what we need. As we are pulling up at the front door we see 4 white females standing outside the entrance engaged in what appeared to be a verbal altercation. Tammy gets out and I roll her window down to see if I could hear what all the ruckus was about. Now from my vantage point, which was about 10 feet away, with the motor running, and radio on, I quickly realize that this isnt a quarrel over the last $1.00 bag of leftover Halloween candy. It was indeed over someone of being verbally asulted over sleeping with the others Ole Man. Well, all-righty then, let me get a ring side seat in the parking lot and witness the Smack Down about to take place in front of Dollar Tree in downtown Cairo GA. I whipped the Nitro into a front parking spot a customer was vacating and got an ear and I full of some of Grady Countys finest citizens. Now from what I have gathered in the minute and a half I have witnessed, is ths... one woman, whom I assume is AKA The Home Wrecker and the other is the Victim or AKA I Cant Control My Ole Man and her 2 grown daughters. The next thing I know, 2 of Cairos finest and 1 from the Sheriffs Office converge on scene from opposite directions and get out and attempt to restore peace and tranquility to our Dollar Tree. Now from what I have witnessed and from my years of law enforcement training and service, I sat and wondered what would happen next. Well just as I suspected, the lead officer gathered his information and arrested both Ms Home Wrecker and Ms I Cant Control My Ole Man and loaded them in different patrol cars and advised them that they were both gonna be charged with Disorderly Conduct and the Judge could sort it out. By this time several horrified customers and one employee made there way out of the store and into the parking lot where I over heard them talking about the Smack Down. But come to find out, it had already taken place inside the store, just prior to our arrival and on the Health and Beauty Isle..none the less. Which I must say they should have attempted to avoid the public humiliation and spend that valuable time shopping on that isle. By now my wife exits the store, comes to the truck, gets in and begans to tell me what was being said happened in the store between these ladies. Then I see yet another female exit the store with 2 infants and I assumed was related to The Victim aka Ms I Cant Control My Husband. Then we hear this Well be up there in a few minutes Mama with the bail money. Ladies and do use that term loosley, please do yourselves a favor and take it back to the Trailer Park and settle your differences there and not infront or inside of our Friendly and Family oriented Dollar Tree Store. I mean really. We would all appreciate it very much if you could take it back to the country, video the Smack Down, put it on YouTube and sit back and enjoy the views. Thank you for the entertainment while my wife and others shopped. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! GUESS WE ALL KNOW NOW WHOS BEEN NAUGHTY THIS YEAR!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 00:26:29 +0000
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