Oh my God. The Brady Bunch is on and Greg is making a movie. The whole Brady clan is running around their green carpeted fake backyard dressed up as Pilgrims and Indians, including Alice as a bearded Pilgrim (she looks like she has a tuft of pubic hair glued to her face). Just when you think this show couldnt get any hokier ... this shit. And this Greg is a really crappy director - his little film is probably the same kind of shit Michael Bay turned out when he grabbed his dads Super 8 camera as a kid. I bet Spielbergs childhood movies didnt look this crappy. If Ebert were still alive, hed give Greg a thumbs down for not hiding the swing set in a movie set centuries ago. Oh, and Im pretty sure Pilgrims never wore blue jeans or late 60s era argyle socks. But then Greg runs into the living room at the end of the show to announce that his groovy history teacher gave him an A for the movie. I say these Bradys take the camera away from Greg, and petition to have that groovy teacher removed from the school system. Oh, and they should kill Cindy and bury her under that fake green carpet in the backyard just because she is so damned annoying. Dammit! Does this piss anybody else off?
Posted on: Mon, 17 Feb 2014 15:34:59 +0000
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