Ok... So some of you will already know that today is Babs Atta-Krah birthday and some of you will already know what a wonderfully talented and adorable person she is. Shes been a buddy, a friend, a confidant and seeeerious pain in my arse for a long time... She sings annoying songs from annoying musicals that ive never heard of ALL day bloody long. She dances like a crack-head in her onesie and usually over-excites the dogs when ive asked her not to. She ALWAYS walks round my home stark bollock naked even though ive threatened to cut her nipples off and throw them back to the squirrels. Shes loud, shes hilarious, She brings down orbiting satellites with her sneezes, she insults me all day everyday, shes argumentative and she purposefully calls me during Top Gear just. to. piss. me. off....! But she is the hardest working woman i know. She never gives up and she rarely complains where most would be a molten puddle of self pity. She could make you cry sad tears with her stories and yet have you wetting yourself all within the same anecdote... she has the most precious heart and is a person that brings everyone around her joy... Even when they dont want it. Shes infectious, wonderful and 1 in a billion and i wouldnt change a single thing about her.... (except maybe the volume...) HAPPY BIRTHDAY my African Booty Scratcher. Love you like Ronnie loves cleaning her Nunu in the middle of the living room floor. But please close the bathroom door when showering at my house. No gay man needs to see that first thing in the morning... :-p **And if anyone reading this would like to support such a beautiful and creative talent, she will be showcasing her pain-stakingly handmade Gingham Doll garments at McQueens THIS SATURDAY in Shoreditch. She deserves much success and i wish her just that. Shes worked her curvaceous arse off..!
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 14:59:14 +0000
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