Ok, so I did it again. Go ahead and call me obsessed or childish, I couldnt give a unicorns sparkly turd what you think....this morning I got off the bus, headphones in and Disneys Frozen soundtrack on at a billion decibels so naturally I was grinning like a lunatic. As I skipped around the corner, I clocked him. I saw Wally crossing the road heading towards the coffee shop... LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOOO - once again my iPod is mocking me. I will NOT let it go... I picked up pace and almost power walked my little legs off but... I WON the race to get to the counter first and most importantly I got my usual seat back. Hooray! My joy and totally ridiculous sense of immense achievement was quickly replaced by shock. You see, at the counter I chatted to Wally, he told me of his vice being Star Wars role playing games and expressed his concerns over my latte having 5 shots. He said I need to get my thyroid checked (he doesnt realise that hes just planted a monster seed of paranoia into the brain of a hypochondriac- Ill be googling the shite out of that later) anyway... So Im shocked. Literally I feel sick. I feel like someone just told me Santa isnt real... Or like that time when someone tried convincing me for three hours that Mickey Mouse was just a human in fancy dress at Disneyland. I found out Wallys REAL NAME!!
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 07:32:55 +0000
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