Omg my other favorite part!!!! The black knight !! [arg] [ugh] [hah] ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. [pause] You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die. ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHTs left arm off] ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arms off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isnt. ARTHUR: Well, whats that then? BLACK KNIGHT: Ive had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHTs right arm off] ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc- [hah] BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you! ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh? ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, youve got no arms left. BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have. ARTHUR: Look! BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [bang] ARTHUR: Look, stop that. BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken! ARTHUR: Look, Ill have your leg. Right! [whop] BLACK KNIGHT: Right, Ill do you for that! ARTHUR: Youll what? BLACK KNIGHT: Come ere! ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me? BLACK KNIGHT: Im invincible! ARTHUR: Youre a loony. BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [whop] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHTs other leg off] BLACK KNIGHT: All right; well call it a draw. ARTHUR: Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take whats coming to you. Ill bite your legs off!
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 16:30:33 +0000
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