On a hot friday afternoon,a heavily built man entered a mosque carrying a machette and asked,"who is a muslim here?" the whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard,no response came from anyone in the mosque. The man asked again,"how can a full mosque have no muslim?",no1 replied. Suddenly,the man grabbed a nearby youngman and goes out with him and tells him, "Son,kindly come and help me slaughter my goat for I dont know how to do it". After the youngman slaughtered the goat,he tells the man he doesnt know how to skin it that the man will have to go back into the mosque and get someone else to help him on that. The man quickly returns to the mosque with the machette dripping with blood,when the Sheikh saw this,he immediately shout,"Brothers and Sisters,Praise the Loooooooord!!! The whole mosque responds "Halleluyaaaaaaah......." hahahahaha(Nah who wan die?)........ Good Morning,Folks!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 09:12:07 +0000
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