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Once upon a time, I possessed an artifact of untold majesty and beauty. It was called the Rod of Needless Aggression. It was a glorious stick, the having of which gave me the power to beat mercilessly whomsoever I chose for seemingly no reason whatsoever. It came to pass, though, that the Powers That Be deigned that I was somehow not worthy to possess the Rod of Needless Aggression and it was taken from me. From that day, a light went out in my life and I wonder how it is that I am ever to be happy again.
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 02:44:37 +0000

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