One day Kelvins dad brought home a robot. The robot was special,it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kelvin returned late from school that day and his dad asked him,Son,why are you late from school? Kelvin answered, Dad, we had extra classes today. Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kelvin on his face. His dad told him, Son,this robot is special! It can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now,come on tell me the truth. Why are you late? Dad, I went to a movie Which movie? The Ten Commandments Immediately, Kelvin got a slap on the face from the robot. Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie s*x Queen. Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved. Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot. Hearing the last sentence, Kelvins mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, After all he is your son!!! Immediately the robot steps up and gives Kelvins mother a resounding slap too on her face!. #Nigeria #Jokes
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 10:59:28 +0000
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