*PLAGIARISED*World Cup Rules for the ladies from the Gents:MEMO: the World Cup (WC) is fastapproachingand we would like to clarify afew things and set some very simple rules.1. For the full WC period, the remote control shall reside in my pocket and shall be operated only by me else under mywritten authority.2. Everyone shall learn all soccer rules priorto the WC, any questions like, why is that guy running on the line waving a yellowflag will not be tolerated.3 If you miss the line up please do not ask, who is that guy?4 There shall be no comments aboutCristiano Ronaldos looks. Professionalismshall remain an obsolete part of the WC.5 We shall watch any soap, reality show,romantic or african movie as long as they where shoot it in brazil and the cast are from WC participating teams.6. Its the WC and there is no Arsenal orBarcelona. It happens once in four yearsso dont ask if its the same as the gamefrom last week.7. Tell your girlfriends not to wed, havebabies, fall sick or die during the WC. Wewont go.8. You shall support the teams I support, smile only when my teams are winning and shout goal when its actually one.9. None soccer conversations shall not be tolerated within regulation, injury, extra time or during penalties.10. Ronaldo the brazilian and Ronaldo thePortuguese are not related, Togo andGambia did not qualify, and there is a 6hour time difference between Rio DeJaneiro and Lagos so please, no stupidquestions.Thank you!
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 12:51:00 +0000
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