PSYCHOPATHIC BABY "PUT DOWN" BY AUTHORITIES Today has been a gruesome day in the world of childbirth as Sydnie Ghallager and husband Jake prepared for their future son to emerge into the world. Hours of labor in the woodland memorial hospital and a cesarian ssection later little Damien was born into the world bursting through his mothers placenta like a runner through the finish line. Upon his first seconds into the world little damien bit his delivering Doctors thumb and began clawing at any exposed skin on the man. Surprised at the babys already sharp teeth and durable nails medical staff feared as Dr. Sullensholtz began convulsing rapidly and speaking what one nurse said was "fluent latin in a dark voice". Dangling was the embilical chord still connecting little Damien to his barely conscious weary mother when Jake frantically picked up his wrigling angered son and attempted to coddle, ney, protect him! What followed was too difficult for all the staff present to explain but after careful viewing of the hospitals security camera it is clear that little Damien stood up on his fathers forearm grabbed his exposed fleshy embelical chord and "noosed" it around his biological fathers neck bringing him down to his knees as he clutched for his neck, fighting for more air he grabbed the child by its small torse and strained to rip the small terror from suffocating him to death. After tugging ferociously at the infant, its skin began to simply pull off, first by little but then in clumps as a black nailed shiny pointed tip of a veined leathery wing protruded through the mid of its back. The child Damien now hovered the room flapping its repulsive "bat-like" wings and snarling as the sides of its flesh hung from its ribs. One equally as pointed wrinkly black ear suddenly burst out through the side of its head and its mouth (glowing red) showed teeth sharpening growing larger into a snout type mouth sniffing and drooling. When out of no where the hospital door opens shining much light in the bluely dimmed room and a "cowboy like" figure wlked in guns blazing and spurs clicking. Locked and loaded gun activist Chip McDraw was incidentally two doors down supervising a toddlers first time cleaning a 357-Magnum when he heard the commotion and decided to handle it the best and only way he could. "by shootin the shit out of it!" -Leeroy Jenkins
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:32:34 +0000
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