Parent Just Dont Understand Lyrics You know parents are the same No matter time nor place They dont understand that us kids Are gonna make some mistakes So to you, all the kids all across the land Theres no need to argue Parents just dont understand I remember one year My mom took me school shopping It was me, my brother, my mom Oh, my pop, and my little sister All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose I didnt say nothing at first I just turned up my nose She said, Whats wrong? This shirt cost 20 dollar I said, Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar The next half hour was the same old thing My mother buying me clothes from 1963 And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips I said, Mom, what are you doing, youre ruining my rep? She said, Youre only sixteen, you dont have a rep yet I said, Mom, lets put these clothes back, please She said, No, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show I said, This isnt Sha Na Na, come on mom, Im not Bowzer Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers But if you dont want to I can live with that but You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks She wasnt moved, everything stayed the same Inevitably the first day of school came I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick But my mom said, No, no way, uh uh, forget it There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought The kids were cracking up Laughing at the clothes mom bought And those who werent laughing still had a ball Because they were pointing and whispering As I walked down the hall I got home and told my mom how my day went She said, If they were laughing you dont need them Cause theyre not good friends For the next six hours I tried to explain to my mom That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times So to you all the kids all across the land Theres no need to argue Parents just dont understand Oh okay, heres the situation My parents went away on a weeks vacation And they left the keys to the brand new Porsche Would they mind? Umm, well, of course not Ill just take it for a little spin And maybe show it off to a couple of friends Ill just cruise it around the neighborhood Well, maybe I shouldnt Yeah, of course I should Pay attention, heres the thick of the plot I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block Thats when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking You shouldve seen this girls bodily dimensions I honked my horn just to get her attention She said, Was that for me? I said, Yeah She said, Why? I said, Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy She said, How do I know youre not sick? You could be some deranged lunatic I said, Cmon toots, my name is the Prince Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this? She agreed and we were on our way She was looking very good and so was I I must say, word We hit McDonalds, pulled into the drive We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes She kicked her shoes off onto the floor She said, Drive fast, speed turns me on She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast The sun roof was open, the music was high And this girls hand was steadily moving up my thigh She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far I guess thats why I didnt notice that police car Were doing ninety in my moms new Porsche And to make this long story short, short When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as hell I said, I dont have a license but I drive very well, officer I almost had a heart attack that day Come to find out the girl was a twelve year old runaway I was arrested, the car was impounded There was no way for me to avoid being grounded My parents had to come off from vacation to get me Id rather be in jail than to have my father hit me My parents walked in I got my grip, I said, Ah, mom, dad, how was your trip? They didnt speak, I said, I want to plead my case But my father just shoved me in the car by my face That was a hard ride home, I dont know how I survived They took turns, one would beat me while the other was driving I cant believe it, I just made a mistake Well, parents are the same no matter time nor place So to you all the kids all across the land Take it from me, parents just dont understand
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 06:48:54 +0000
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