Patron at posh hotel lounge: Can you play ________(insert name of ratchet urban artist)? Its my birthday/Im wack/I have no sense of context Me: No. Patron at posh hotel lounge: Why not? Me: At some point in the recent past, it got too urban here and somebody got kilt Patron at posh hotel lounge: Oh, well can you make an exception? Its my birthday/Im wack/I have no sense of context Me: Sure, theres a small fee of $4,680. Thats the Net Present Value of the money honoring your request is going to cost me when I get fired, discounted at a 7% rate of return of course. Patron at posh hotel lounge: I dont understand. Me: *blank stare* The longer I live, the more I understand Isaiah Washingtons character in Clockers.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 17:41:09 +0000
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