People never seize to amaze. Recognising the obvious is now a super power , like In this one incident I was flying 2 JHB and the nice lady nex 2 me asks me : Are u flying to JHB?? Im like, no I should para shooting outter here in da nex 20 mins. And when the plane bumbs,and this guy opens his window shield.... wat the hell is he goin to find?? - we jus bumped in 2 a dog @ 37000 feet in the air. And then I go to leave my kid @ the air port. His flyin over 2 his grandma. And Im asked @ the airport, is there someone 2 pik ur child up wen the plane lands??Im like no, il jus give him 50 bucks and and hang a wish u well tag around its neck. And this other time my kids and I were travelling. The flight atendant asked are these ur kids??. Im like nooo we jus circus people, yes and they the small people....Another incident there was construction truck outside my place, spinning so loudly, filling concrete. My nieghbour asks me is dat a construction struck Im like no its a machine dat make huge magarittas... And. then I was makin a call ina pulic telephone bhooth. Wit fone in my hand,someone taps on my window asks: are u making a done call Im like no Im Super man, Im trying 2 pull up my cape.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 09:27:55 +0000
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