Please answer the following MCQs. The options are A. India B. Timbaktoo C. Something bak too D. Anything bak too 1. In which country extra-constitutional authorities govern while the constitutional authorities twiddle their little thumbs and whatever else they can twiddle? (please do not think of other twiddleable objects - concentrate on answering the questions) 2. In which country the home minister waits for Konkona Sen while bombs are dancing in Patna? (Please do not visualize Konkona Sen, it is not good for your brahmacharya) 3. Which countrys foreign minister has a great sense of humor which he demonstrates by reading another countrys report in UN assembly injecting some levity in the otherwise boring proceedings? 4. Which countrys top extra-constitutional authority is so humanitarian that she weeps when she sees photographs of dead terrorists? (Please do not waste time thinking what she does when she sees the bodies of martyrs) 5. Which is the country where the top extra-constitutional authority weeps when she sees photographs of dead terrorists and the country still hopes to eradicate terrorism? 6. Which countrys intelligentsia and media is wise enough to come to the startling conclusion that a dynasty is actually a democracy? 7. Which countrys intelligentsia actually mostly consists of its stupidest literates? 8. In which country in the world you can still get a full meal for 12/5 (rupees, not dollars)? 9. Which country in the world has the highest number of rich people? (use the equation: (a) Rs. 36 per day is not poor, AND (b) antonym of poor is rich 10. In which country blowing a whistle is a crime punishable directly by the CMs or the PMs? Note: If extra-constitutional authorities answer all these questions correct, they will be given a prize. If other unimportant, impotent, mango kind of people cannot answer these questions, they will be shot. Fair enough!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 03:41:33 +0000
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