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Policeman to elderly lady: Did you know you were speeding? Elderly lady: Yes, but I had to get to my destination fast before I forgot where I was going! A reporter was interviewing a 104-year-old woman and asked, And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? She gave a smile and a simple answer: No peer pressure. Pastor: Do you spend much time wondering about the hereafter? Old-timer: Ill say! Whenever I find myself in front of the refrigerator with the door open, I have to ask myself, What am I here after? A deer, a skunk and a duck stopped for lunch downtown. Who paid the tab? Not the deer -- she didnt have a buck. Not the skunk -- he didnt have a scent. So they put it on the ducks bill.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 20:59:46 +0000

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