Position available: Unappreciated wife and mother You will be expected to keep a clean and tidy home, prepare delicious meals, be a taxi (even if this means being in 3 places at once), referee but never be on anyones side, remember everything for everyone in the household ( if you forget anything for anyone expect a disciplinary), be a mind-reader( its your job to know even if no-one has told you), never ever have an opinion as you are always in the wrong, undertake all tasks happily and never ask for help, always have the right answer ( it will be your fault if not), never show youre tired( you have no right), accept that you have a privileged existence, be happy at all times, remember that raising of voices is only acceptable from other members of the family, understand that you are the most stupid person in your family and everyone knows better than you( of course this rule does not apply to homework), look good ( dont let yourself go, theres no excuse), oh and of course go out to work as this is only a part-time job! Im sure there will be many applications so get yours in quick, position needs to be filled quickly as the current candidate is failing badly!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 10:45:03 +0000
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