Psychiatrists vs Bartender EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, IVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: Ive got problems. Every time I go to bed I think theres somebody under It. Im scared. I think Im going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor. Ill sleep on it, I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didnt you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked. Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck. Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a Bartender cure you? He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Aint nobody under there now. FORGET THE SHRINKS.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 23:07:27 +0000
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