Puns, For the Educated Mind ------------------------------------ 1. The roundest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, You stay here, Ill go on a head. 12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me. 13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, Keep off the Grass. 14. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, No change yet. 15. Its not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didnt have the balls to do it. 16. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 17. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 18. A backward poet writes inverse. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. Dont join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
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