Quoted from Bob Prim just now. I cant quit laughing!! I cant wait till the kids grow up and have their own house. Im going to throw cat food all over their deck, and paint my nails on their couch. Then Im going to spill coffee on the carpet and smoke cigarettes on their front porch, all while still painting my nails. Then Im going to make a pot of Mac and Cheese and leave it sit on their stove till it dries like concrete. Im going to put unrinsed tuna cans in their recycling container so the kitchen smells like fish and then Im going to make food and let it splatter all over their microwave. Then Im going to go through their cupboards and eat all the cheese out the boxes of mac and cheese. Then when they leave me in their house alone, Im going to shove the remotes down in the couch and go around and turn all their TVs on, leave them on and then leave before they get home. I cant wait till the kids grow up and get their own place.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 03:25:41 +0000
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