REDNECK LOVE NOTE Collards are green My dogs name is blue. And im so dang lucky, To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze, softer than blues, and without all them fleas. You move like a bass, which excite me in may, You aint got no scales, But i luv you anyway. Yore as satisfyn as okry, Just a-fry-n in the pan, Yore as fragrant as snuff, Right out of the can. You have some-a yore teeth, For which i am proud. I hold my head high, When were in a crowd. On special occasions, When ya shave under yore arms, Well, im in hog heaven, And awed by yore charm. Still them fellows at work, They all want to know, What i did to deserve, Such a pretty young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, Yore there for yore man, To patch up lifes troubles, And fix what ya can. Yore as cute as a june bug, A-buzz-n overhead, You aint mean like them fire ants, I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth, Like a plaid flannel shirt, You spark up my life, More than a fresh load of dirt. When ya hold me real tight, Like a padded gun rack, My life is complete, Aint nutin i lack. Yore complexion is perfection, Like the best vinyl siding, Despite all the years, Yore age it keeps hidin. Me-n-yous like a moon pie, With a RC cold drank, We go together, Like a skunk goes wit stank. Some men they but chocklate, For a valentines day, They get it at Wal-Mart, Its romantic that way. Some men git roses, On that special day, From the cooler at Krogers, Thats impressive i say. Some men buy diamonds, From a flea market booth, Diamonds are forever, They say thats the truth. But for this man honey, These things just wont do, Cause yore too dang special, You sweet tang you. I got you a gift, Without taste or odor, More useful than diamonds, Its a new....TROLL-N-MOTOR...
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 00:12:11 +0000
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