RULES for those who will be drinking, BUT NOT BUYING this Njaanuary Furahi Day: 1. Respect the buyer. 2. Greet the buyer before you sit, si zile salamu za kugota brathe. Ni salamu ya handshake na una-take a bow 3. Dont be boring, tell stories that are as funny as Viq Muisyos stories, but dont talk more than the buyer. 4. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter. Actually, you are solely responsible for carrying the beer from the counter to where the buyer is sitted, the buyer is already tired of carrying the wallet. 5. Buyers jokes are always funny, so laugh out loud. 6. When the buyer fights, fight...even if you are skinny weak like Phixx , my friend fight! 7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another bottle, no matter how fast you drink. 8. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too. 9. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when Im drinking Allsops) 10. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink, mpee Konyagi on the rocks. 11. When there are no cold beers in the bar fridge, you are responsible for going for the ice cubes at the counter whenever you notice that there are no more ice cubes for the buyer. 12. If by some reason you have to leave and there are drinks on remaining, you just leave empty handed, those drinks are the sole property of the buyer...hata kama ni Heineken yenye unaeza beba chupa, utaiwacha hapo pris Thank you for cooperation
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 07:52:22 +0000