Randall: Say hello to the Scream Extractor. Mike: Hello. Hey, where are you going? Cmon, well talk! Well have a latte! Randall: Wazowski! Where is the kid, you little one-eyed cretin? Mike: Okay, first of all, its creetin. If youre gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, youre nuts if you think kidnapping ME is gonna help YOU cheat your way to the top. Randall: [chuckles evilly] You still think this is about that stupid scare record? Mike: Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled... like that... And now Im thinking I should just get out of here. Randall: Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes? Mike: I get a time out? Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be... Mike: ...Painted? Randall: EMPTY! Ill be empty, you idiot! See that clock?When the big hand is pointing up... [forces Mikes arm up] Randall: and the little hand is pointing up... [forces the other arm up] Randall: the door will be in my station. But when the big hand is pointing down... [forces Mikes arm down] Randall: the door will be gone. You have until then to put the kid back. Get the picture? Randall: If I dont see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder. Randall: I am about to revolutionize the scaring industry, and when I do, even the great James P. Sullivan is gonna be working of me. Henry J. Waternoose: I shouldnt have trusted you. Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer. Randall: Ah, with this machine, we wont need scarers. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. Henry J. Waternoose: Sullivan was twice the scarer youll ever be! Sulley: Hey... may the best monster win. Randall: I plan to. Randall: Im in the zone today, Sullivan. Im gonna do some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers. Randall: Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you hear that? Its the winds of change. [Sully goes looking for Boo; Mike tries to talk him out of it] Mike: Soemone else will find the kid. Ill be their problem, not ours. Shes out of our hair! [they bump into Randall] Randall: What are you two doing? Monster: Theyre rehearsing a play. Mike: [singing] Shes out of our hair...! Randall: [materializes in Mikes locker] WAZOWSKI! [Mike falls from the chair] Randall: Well what do you know? It scares little kids and little monsters. Mike: I wasnt scared, I have allergies Randall: [to Sulley, hanging on from a door] Look at everybodys favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste! [starts stomping on Sulleys fingers] Randall: Youve been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up. And dont worry, Ill take good care of the kid. [Just then Boo jumps on Randall and attacks him; Sulley climbs back on and restrains Randall] Boo: Roar! Roar! Sulley: Shes not scared of you any more. Boo: Roar! Sulley: Looks like youre out of a job. Randall: So, how about this kid getting loose? Crazy, huh? Sulley: Uh, yeah, crazy. Randall: Word on the street is the kid has been traced to the factory. Know anything about that? Sulley: Uh, no, uh... Mike: No, no way. But if it was an inside job, Id put my money on Waxford. Randall: Waxford? Mike: Yeah, works over in sector 6, hes got those shifty eyes. Randall: Hey, Waxford! Randall: Sh sh sh! You hear that? Its the winds of change. Monsters University (2013) Randy: Thats the last time I lose to you, Sullivan!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 22:50:17 +0000
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