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Real Nigerians: 1. Check the expiry date of Gala after eating it. 2.Go to church wit extension and BB charger (charging in His presence) 3. Update on BBM about to cross get hit by a car and still update dying tinz 4. Say an opening prayer at a night club. 5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30minutes snapping with champagne bottles. 6. Wear sunshades at night. 7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blocking. 8. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius. 10. Call a fat Hausa man Alhaji and a thin one Aboki. 11. Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent. 12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. Are you a real Nigerian? Comment if you are and Add yours!!.. Wishing you all an excellent weekend filled with Peace of mind and Favour! #Dandy
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 12:12:11 +0000

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