Redneck Mans pick up lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz Id like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, Id store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beautys only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know Im not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I cant find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep Til afternoon. And.... The best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 07:14:52 +0000
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