Reloaded. But still proves girls kasa In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly woman to the stand. Prosecuting Lawyer (Mr. Williams); Mrs. Jones, do you know me? Mrs. Jones; Yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. Ive known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, youre a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think youre a big shot when you havent the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.. The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponents lawyer Mr. Bradley)? She again replied, Yes, I do, Ive known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. Hes lazy, bigoted and has a drinking problem. He cant build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him. The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: If either of you men asks her if she knows me, Ill send you to jail for contempt of court !
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