Rules for women during the world cup: 1.If you say christiano ronaldo is hot get out! 2.When the world cup is on the tv is mine 3. I will most likely have a bet on so if you see me annoyed or upset if one my teams are losing dont dare say: -its only a game. -get over it. -they will win next time. Any of the above rules will result in a breakup. 4.Replays are very important so I will watch it again later. 5.I will not be attending any of your friends parties or gatherings. 6.You are welcome to watch the game with me if you are silent. 7.Dont ask me what the offside rule is, the answer will be you being out of the kitchen. 8.The ref is always a doos 9.If you hear me scream your name be ready to: -grab a beer -grab me a snack -get me new batteries for the remote. If any of the above are breached or not followed you will: 1st breach:receive a warning. 2nd breach:get told to get out of the room. 3rd breach: dumped Im sorry 3 strikes then youre out!
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 14:39:39 +0000
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