SO BARRY DIES AND GOES TO HELL...... And Satan meets him and says, Welcome Mr. Soetoro. We have been expecting you. You will have three choices of how you can spend eternity...and if you like one you can keep it. So Satan takes Barry to a door, opens it and tells him that this will be his first choice. As the door opens smoke and flame come billowing out driving him back and when he pushes forward to look in it he see a sea of hot coals, people rolling in them and the smell of burning flesh. Barry says, That was terrible!!! What else do you have? So, Satan take him to his next door and when it is opened and Barry looks in there is a vast sea of broken glass and people rolling in it cut, bleeding and screaming. Barry repulsed and grimacing covers his eyes and says, please take me to the last door. So Satan takes Barry to his last door, which has a Free Government Obama Care sign over it and when it is opened Barry is driven back by a horrendous putrid smell, his eye begin to burn and when he can finally see through his tearing and looks in he sees a vast plane of excrement and people standing around in it waste deep in groups with coffee cups cordially conversing and socializing. Then Satan closes the last door and says to Barry, Well, you have seen all of your choices on how you will spend your eternity...which one is it? Barry looks down and says thoughtfully, Well that first door with the heat, flames and burning flesh was pretty bad. And that second one with the broken glass, bleeding and screaming wasnt much better. That last one? My gawd, the smell!!! You said if I liked it I could keep it so I guess that last one can be my eternity. So then Satan hands Barry a coffee cup and he eases into the excrement to join Harry Reid and Nancy Polosi in their group discussion of The Laws of the Land. Barry is starting to settle in thinking hes made the right choice when the door flies open, Satan is standing menacingly in it and bellows...All right you liberal Btards!!! Coffee breaks over. Back on your heads!!! DBH
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 03:07:03 +0000