Santa was consulting an astrologer regarding his endless loss in truck business. He took his Kundalini ( Horoscope ) to a great Maharaj. Even before Santa could utter a formal Sat Sri Akaal the astrologer greeted him by his first name. Come in Santa, sit down. Santa was surprised !! He never met this astrologer before. Wow !! How did he find out his first name ! Santa opened his mouth to say something respectfully; but the Astrologer intervened, with half closed, meditative eyes. Your wife is Surjeet Kaur, now 35 ? ji, Maharaj. You are absolutely right. And you have a son Jaswinder, 16 years ; and a daughter Preet, now 14? Ji..Ji..Maharaj, Oh, by divine vision, you know all the details ! what a Sixth sense ! My thousand crore Pranaams at your lotus feet. You are verily, verily an evolved soul, Maharaj !! The Astrologer Majaraj quietly handed back the document to Santa and advised him :--- Next time, please do bring your horoscope, not your family Ration Card. :-D
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 09:39:59 +0000