Sarah Silverman this skits as strange as yours >>> INT. NORTH DORGENOIS DWELLING - SARAHS CARAVAN NIGHT (TIM, HAILIE) WERE ENGROSSED IN EVERYTHING. SO WERE SKITTISH, UNPREDICTABLE. WERE A FLAME OF PASSION FUELLED BY THE GAS OF DRIVE. SO WERE FIGURATIVE, BUT WE ENGULF THE GAS STOVE, THEN THE WALLS, BURNING THEM DOWN SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE INSIDE THE CARAVAN LIKE IT’S THE MIND OF AN ARTIST. TIM TAKES A PRETZEL OFF THE STOVE-TOP BURBNER PAN. WERE LEAPING FROM WALL TO WALL BUT OUR ATTENTION - LIKE ITS ON DETENTION FOR HAVING ADHD IN THE SPACE HAILIE AND TIM OCCUPY - REMAINS ON HAILIE AND TIM FOR NOW. TIM TAKES A BITE OF THE PRETZEL AND CHEWS, AND SWALLOWS, AND THEN SPEAKS: TIM These pretzels are amazing. HAILIE Where are they from? TIM Wetzels Pretzels [1.]. HAILIE I thought so. Arent they in Hollywood? TIM Theres one here too. But they would have sent these from Hollywood if they had to. They just sent Sarah a whole package for free, coz shes Sarah. I have a proposal for Sarah. Shell love this. Shes as skittish as I am and so Im thinking we need to make a show of skits together. Perhaps they’ll have an underlying theme, but we’ll be jumping from one bizarre predicament to another like star-gazing paps gazes star fuelled scenarios. IF BILL CLINTON WAS HERE HE WOULD PROBABLY BE ENGROSSED BY THE PROPOSAL. COZ CLINTONS QUITE SKITTISH, IT SEEMS. AND THE #ENGROSSEDBILL SHOULD BECOME A LAW FOR THE CERTIFICATION OF A MANUSCRIPT. HAILIE Cool. And funny, yeah? TIM Yep. But many of the pieces are centered on homeless people, not celebs. One of the series of skits – coz many will continue on from prior ones like in skit shows – will be centered on a homeless guy a tour guide regularly invites onto his tour bus into a little glass cubicle to speak to tourists, coz he knows the streets rather well. But he will tell the most unusual stories. And hes actually just posing as homeless. When we first see him hes singing John Mayers Waiting on the World to Change [2.] as he applies his disguise in a toilet cubicle - the twenty first century Superman phone booth [3.] - and then walks out of the mall to catch - or be caught by - the tour bus. HAILIE Thats really interesting. How does he get paid? Does the tour guide know his true identity? Can he be replaced by a truly homeless protégé? TIM Who knows? This is just skit one. And another series of skits can feature Sarah. Shes in ordinary, everyday situations and must find a way to lick herself like a cat without drawing too much attention to herself. But this always backfires. Shes playing herself like shes a guitar. And when she licks her body we can hear melodies, standard at first - in the first skits - but more elaborate in later skits. Maybe she gets an audience. Maybe she performs onstage eventually. But since shes playing herself she may already have an audience and they may already be licking themselves wherever they may be while viewing Sarah on the television. I dont know about the ratings for her performances though. It seems, ironically, the cleaner she gets the more explicit the performances become. Whether the fans will blow her dry like shes hair (or theyre hares - plural) when shes clean is unknown. Wet hair is very alluring. HAILIE RUNS SOME FINGERS THROUGH HERS AND TIM SMILES. WE NOW MOVE AT THE PACE OF THE FINGERS LIKE WERE RIDING A WAVE OF HAIR BEING BLOWN DRY. BUT THE DRIER THINGS BECOME THE MORE WED RATHER RUN, THE LESS WE STICK TO THE SCENE: THIS DULL, UNINTOXICATING SCENE. WE FLEE.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 00:11:59 +0000
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