Seeing as how the Ohio State - Michigan game is coming up next weekend, time for some Michigan Humor: An Ohio State alumni and a Michigan alumni entered a chocolate store in Ann Arbor. As they were busy looking, the Michigan alumni stole three chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Wolverine said to the Ohio State grad, Man Im the best thief. I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me. You cant beat that, and I have them safely here in my pocket.! The Buckeye replied: You want to see something better? Lets go back to the shop and Ill show you real stealing. So they went to the counter and the Ohio Stater said to the shopkeeper, Do you want to see magic? The shopkeeper replied, Yes. The Buckeye said, Give me one chocolate bar. The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Ohio Stater asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: But wheres the magic? The Buckeye replied: Check in my friends pocket, and youll find all three bars of chocolate. You just can’t outsmart an Ohio State grad!
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 04:46:44 +0000
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