Sherlock Holmes, the great detective, and his faithful companion, Dr. Watson, go on holiday in the south of France, camping. On the first night, Holmes nudges Watson in his sleeping bag, and wakes him. Tell me, Watson, when you look up at the stars, what dae you see? What does the night sky tell you? Thinking it to be some kind of riddle, or personality test, Watson thinks furra minute, before answering. Meteorologically, the sky tells me it is a clear, cloudless night, and the weather will be fine furra day or two. Astronomically, Venus has entered the House of the Moon, while Astrologically, it appears that Capricorns shouldnae attempt ony personal upheaval this month, but Sagittariuses can expect a windfall tae come their way. Religiously, it tells me that the Lord has worked long and hard tae create the best world he can, and philosophically it makes me feel very small in a massive universe. At this, he turned tae Holmes and smiled, saying What does it tell you? It tells me ma dear Watson, that some basturt has knocked oor tent.....
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 19:50:15 +0000