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Shibbiddayibbiddabaaaa!!! Never considered myself much of an arachnophobic feller...Until about five minutes ago! Standing in a steaming hot shower, belting out the chorus for All my Exs Live In Texas and preparing to lather up my under carriage when out of nowhere a rather hairy, angry and frighteningly accurate spider lunged onto my left buttock, seeking shelter from the suds! I had no idea I was capable of such ferocity and fluid killing motion in my birthday suit! Still wet, naked and twitching in the fetal position as Im writing this...Yeeeeesh! I may never bathe again!!!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 01:36:39 +0000

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