Siasa kando Folks. Lets have some fun! . A female teacher was having trouble with a boy in her grade 3 class . The boy kept on nagging the teacher that he shud be in grade 4 coz hes smarter than his sister who is in 4. The teacher had heard enough of him & took the boy to the Principals office to consult. Principal decided to test the boy with some questions that a grade 4 should know. PRINCIPAL: Whats 3 3? BOY: 9 PRINCIPAL: 5 5? BOY: 25 & so on... till he was certain. The Principal then asked teacher to send the boy to class 4._ But she opted to ask some more questions & the Principal Agreed. _TEACHER: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2? BOY: Legs. _ TEACHER: What do u av in your pants that I dont have? BOY: Pockets TEACHER: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & has thin whitish liquid? BOY: Coconut. *the principal gets restless...* _ TEACHER: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft&sticky? BOY: Bubble Gum. _ TEACHER: you stick ur poles inside me. you tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? BOY: Tent. _ TEACHER: A finger goes in me. you fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? *principals eyes go wide open but before he could stop it, the boy takes on....* BOY: Wedding Ring _ TEACHER: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? BOY: Nose. TEACHER: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver? BOY: Arrow. *the principal starts to sweat...* TEACHER: What starts wit F & ends with a K & if u dont get it, youve 2 use ur hand? BOY: Fork TEACHER: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? BOY: Surname. *the principal stands up with anxiety* _ TEACHER: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love?? BOY: Heart. The principal orders the boy sent to highschool......!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 25 Jun 2014 05:37:31 +0000
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