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Smart Move! Santa walked into a bar one evening, sat down and said, Bar man, give me 1 bottle of beer, and give everybody here 2 bottles. As I am drinking, let them be drinking. The bar man obeyed. Everybody hailed Santa. As they were all drinking, Santa said, Bar man, give me 1 bowl of chicken soup, and give everybody here 2 bowls of chicken soup each, as I am eating, let them be eating. The bar man obeyed. Everybody praised Santa. Minutes later, Santa said, Bar man, bring me my bill, and bring everybody their bill, as I am paying, let them be paying.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 03:31:17 +0000

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