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Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!! Lady Dont give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!! Super Insults: 😜😜😜 A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesnt smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him. Parents answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 😝😝😝😝😝😝 Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Dont know 😏 Mother : Sometime give attention to study also πŸ‘€ Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Dont know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 A cute excuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student-one shoe was in moms hand and one in dads.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œ πŸŽ‰πŸ’πŸ»πŸŽ­πŸŽ·πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸ’ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘ πŸ‘†Girl: wats d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: OMG Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG Girl: 😨😠😑 Salesman: πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ ------------------------------------------------- Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜ πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„ Husband came home drunk. To avoid wifes scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: did u drink Husband : no Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ»πŸ‘ Dont laugh alone. Pass it on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 10:40:33 +0000

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