So, I watched the 1st 11 episodes of “Orange is the new Black” very quickly- to the point i lied to friends saying i was on episode 6 instead of 10 so they wont think i had nothing better things to do with my evenings.. anyway i asked my niece if she was enjoying the show i had turned her on to ( if i introduce anyone to any show i act like i wrote and directed the series whenever i ask them how they are enjoying it) Anyway this niece of mine says to me “ You remind me of one of the characters” “Who? Alex?” I say, thinking it better not be that whinny Piper “Nah, Red, you remind me of Red” she said in her nasal long island accent “Oh, you must mean Alex with the nerdy glasses, Red is the older Russian lady” I suggest to my country bumpkin niece “No! No! Not Alex ,Red!” she insisted as only the dull witted can insist I was silence for a long while wondering if she was messing with me and then hung up on her That the last show she gets from me! Trust me when i say that this Christmas i’m turning it up a notch, no more funny Christmas sweaters or announcements of being drunk after one drink of punch - No, this year it’s on! I’m not the old spinster aunt! - I’m the cool Aunt! Black leather wearing, the making out with Santa on his lap Aunt, the tequila drinking Aunt who sets the tree on fire! That Aunt Susie! I also wont be posting anymore cat videos or pictures from my birding walks-
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 23:46:19 +0000
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