So an older couple is discussing the inevitable matter of death. The wife asks her husband, If I die before you do, will you remarry? To which the husband replies, Well, I dont want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so yes. The wife then asks, What about the house? Will you live in the same house? And the husband says, Well, I suppose, I mean, its already paid for. The wife, getting a little defensive, asks, And what about my car? Will she drive my car? The husband says again, Well, its already paid for... The wife, annoyed at this point, shouts, What about my golf clubs?!? And the husband says, Oh, no. Shes left handed.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 17:58:14 +0000
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