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So...the Jesus Squad showed up at my door. I answered, and one of the women called me sir as she asked me if I had Jesus in my life. I told her I was a lesbian and a look of mild fear - like the kind you get when you see something scary and you start to freak but realize youre in the company of small children so you try to control yourself to keep from sending them into a full-on panic - crossed her face as she said, in a somewhat strangled voice, Oh, Im sorry to have bothered you. Then they turned and left. Next time Im going to answer the door wrapped in a Pride flag wearing flannel and Birkenstocks while The Indigo Girls plays in the background...
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 14:39:56 +0000

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