So... there was this woman, she was on an airplane. And she was flying to meet her fiance, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet Earth. Well, she was seated next to this man who, ya know, she had tried to start conversation with, but really the only thing she heard him say was to order his bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldnt even pronounce the name of, and she was feeling very bored, very despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started falling from thirty thousand feet. The pilot was on the microphone saying, Im sorry, Im sorry. Oh my God, Im sorry! and apologizing. And she looked at the man and she said, Where are we going? And he looked at her and he said, Were going to a party. Its a birthday party. Its your birthday party. Happy birthday darling! We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much! And he started humming this little tune, and it kinda goes like this... its kinda 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4...
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 05:59:20 +0000
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