So this is what my member of staff wrote on the wall for our employees after getting stiffed with a shabby fake $100 Bill which comes out of his pocket! NB: The Jammie Dodgers were on sale! ATTN: IMPORTANT Last night at the shop, as my shift was coming to an emphatic end and my mind was elsewhere, I stupidly accepted a $100 bill without paying close attention to its atrocious appearance. I wanted to communicate with everyone how it went down so we can all be aware of any sort of signs of potential monopoly money being used to buy our scrumptious sweets! A man comes in while the store was poppin like Hova at Madison Square Garden and picked up some chocolate Jammie Dodgers (little does he know theyre expired - jokes on you buddy) but on a serious note, proceeds to attempt to pay for them with a card. Of course the card declines, and in an apologetic way he admits he fortunately has cash on him. He hands me a Benjamin Franklin which I neglected to pay much attention to until I had handed back the change and he had left. Looks like the joke was in fact on me. The failure to take more notice of the $100 has not only lost me a pack of expired Jammie Dodgers, but $100 out of my own pocket. So watch for the signs fellow chocolate chompers! P.S. Donations for laundry money are appreciated. You shall find me up and down the subway system doing a homeless mans rendition of Swan Lake or outside Amys Bread with the doo-op boys! -Benjamin
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 01:03:47 +0000
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