So this morning on the bus there was a middle aged man wearing a fawn colored fedora and a handle bar moustache ( the tips of which were highly waxed) reading the book Hannibal. Later on at lunch I passed an Italian restaurant. In the window of a private apartment above the entrance was a full head rubber squirrel mask on a wig stand sided by a blue lava lamp on the left, and a red lava lamp on the right like some bizarre altar. I thought to myself wouldnt it be funny if the man on the morning bus in the fedora and erectile moustache was a serial killer and he lived in that very apartment?? He would wear the squirrel mask when he kills his victims. The only clue left at the crime scenes would be a single acorn. He would hence be dubbed The Seattle Acorn Killer!! Mwahahahahahaa!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 00:40:50 +0000
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