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So, today while delivering mail someone comes up their driveway to get their mail. While on the phone with Mag I hear "Hey handsome. I like that beard you got there" Startled, I reply "thank you." "How long did it take to grow that?" The mysterious entity asks. "Only a few weeks. My hair grows fast" I timidly answer to which they respond "Oh, you must be hairy all over then". "What can I say, Im Italian" I awkwardly proclaim to end this discussion that would surely ruin my life. Oh, By the way. This entity was a 50 yr old man. Shoot me now.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 22:42:18 +0000

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