... So yesterday was great. First, I forgot my phone in my car. Having learned big fat nothing from the last time I lost my phone, I still dont have find my iphone turned on, so yeah... Anyway, then I managed to leave my car/home/everything keys, presumably at work (remains to be seen), so here I was at the station, no keys, no phone. Did I mention how much I hate this weather? No big deal. I walked over to my parents, got my dad, got the keys, got the car, got the kid. So were driving, Sasha and I, and he is asking me to sing a song he learned in day care with him: its a small world after all Thats the only line we know, but fine. So we are happy, singing, but suddenly, Sasha gets upset and starts yelling me from the back seat: NOT ALL!!! ROLL!!! And since all of the events leading up to this point didnt prove that my brain is not working, I do the following: I begin to argue. Trying to prove to a todder that actually, the correct way is to say that its a small world after all, and small world after roll just doesnt make sense. Few minutes later it is a screaming match, Im being yelled into believing something new about rolls. And Im beginning to wonder: how small does the world really get after a roll. If its fresh-baked, and you eat it and get really big, like Alice...
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 12:44:36 +0000