Some of the things Joan Rivers said: 1. On Catholicism: “It’s so EASY being a Catholic. All you have to do is get f***ed by a priest, and they give you a set of candlesticks.” 2. On Michelle Obama: Asked whether the United States would ever see the first gay or female president, she responded: “We already have it with Obama, so let’s just calm down… You know Michelle (Obama) is a trans.” 3. On Heidi Klum’s dress for the Oscars: “The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens.” 4. On Jennifer Lawrence: “I love that she’s telling everyone how wrong it is to worry about retouching and body image, and meanwhile, she has been touched up more than a choir boy at the Vatican.” 5. On Gaza: When asked her opinion about the death toll in Gaza, she said: “The dead? You deserve to be dead. You started it. Don’t you dare make me feel sad about that.” 6. On Kim Kardashian’s baby: “I’ve never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.” 7. On Katie Holmes: “Katie Holmes is not a very good actress. Did you see her try and play John F. Kennedy’s wife? She was so bad he shot himself in it.” Does she deserve to rest in peace?
Posted on: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 09:39:37 +0000
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