Somethings you need to know about me : HOBBIES: - Collecting teeth from alive tiger, - Catching bullets with bare hands, - Assassination, - Jogging up & down Mount Everest & -Collecting rock particles from the moon MY RECORD: -Fought with an elephant and broke its neck. -Skinned a crocodile alive. -Killed Superman. -Held my breath under water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds! -Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tupac, Rajhnikant (the list is too long) -GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: -Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting -Outran a cheetah. -Fluent in 10,598 languages. -Killed twitter bird.. -First man to land on the sun. -Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight! SILLY THING DONE: -Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina. - Snow boarding on Mount Everest. -Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: -Couldnt kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: -When a cobra died after biting me. - When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: -I really dont like to brag..
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 03:15:50 +0000
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