Sometimes when I have no short statement to update, I just narrate to you one of my best stories, so here I go; There lived a married couple who were so poor. They couldnt afford even a dollop of poridge nor any cheap need to cop with. So they sat down and decided to form a trick, that one of them should pretend to be dead and the other to scream loudly so that to trap the attentions of the sympathetic neighbours who later will atleast donate for the funeral programme. And the conclusion was that the dead should wake up just b4 burrial. The wife lay flat on the beddings that were scattered miserably on the floor as her husband cried his eyes out at the pavement. Like flies do to freshly exceted faeses, is how the neighbours and passers-by poured into the homestead and straight to where the formid-dead body was. The deal went swifter. She didnt wait for more than 2 hrs in the casket, instead she kicked it open as the cowerdice mourners ran away, the couragers ones crumpled the casket and burnt it to ashes. They had manage to get enough food for sometime like 2 months. The time for the husbands pretence to death had reached and he did it accordingly. The home was packed beyond the capacity shortly after her scream alerted both the intrinsic and the extrinsic neighbourhood. Just like the other time, donations of every kind were full to the brim as the burrial time was just after some hrs. The wife went straight to where her husband was and asked him to wake up but he just displayed a sign of just wait. The mans history was aired across by the preacher who then ordered for collection of the coffin towards the grave. The lady was so tensed and more than a little hopful her husband will wake up at the last minute. The coffin was now at the bottom of the grave as the preacher preached the last and the least scripture. Still, he didnt wake up. Look, the grave was filled with soil until it formed a heap on the earths surface, its when the lady screamed that his husband was burried alive. Surely, what happened next?
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 10:28:07 +0000
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