Sooo, I need to buy a Printer/SCANNER since I refuse to go back to 1999 and ever be made again to search for a land line, dial another land-line number, wait for that nails on a chalk-board screeeeeching fax sound......stare with my nose 2 inches away from the slit of a digital read out trying to see what the flashing message is telling me, wait longer for the confirmation...wait for it....wait for it....then try to interpret every different fax machines unique, bizarre language of telling you whether or not your transmission was a success. How about a universal language code of a thumbs UP for, You can go back to awaiting trial in Cambodia now...I know youd rather wait on there then stand here staring at my tiny read out screen listening to me screech at you... or Thumbs DOWN, meaning, Yeeessss...wait, PSYCH! Sorry, didnt go thru. Pull up a chair, your phone charger, some ear plugs and a fistful of valium, were gonna make an evening of this! Wait, youve got more than one page--FIVE PAGES? Ok--get a sleeping bag, crossword puzzle book, pizza hut coupon, first aid kit & launch netflix on your phone--youre finally going to get to watch the entire last season of Mad Men. I DO have Efax though which I love--but of course, still requires a scanner. I did have an awesome one but recently loaned it to Dennis and Mary Marketic who thought it was a spaceship at first, but then I made the mistake of teaching them how to use & utilize all the bells and whistles and now I dont have the heart to take it back. Like teaching a child terrified of dogs how to love and be loved by a canine and then taking the puppy you used to do away from him. Cant do it. I thought I had another one somewhere, but turns out, I do not (long story, not worth the time.) Im a major deal shopper but since I have a long, dark history of non-premeditated murder of all electronic equipment, I usually dont buy electronics used from strangers (i.e. craigslist, etc.) But I do need to find the most economic replacement since I didnt earmark funds in my already far-over-budget, Mother Of All Endless Moves (this is the longest move in in Marketic history! This starting all over from scratch thing is for....teenagers and illegal aliens!)) So, trying to figure out if I should the best route--Sams Club? Costco? Ebay? This is the only kind of discount shopping I loathe. Electronics. Id rather just throw a fistful of money at it, verify the warranty (because its just a matter of time...) and be done with it so I can go back to wheeling and dealing over curtains and couches and funner things. ;) Funner is not a word, MaryDale. Its more fun. More fun is two words, Mama. Yes, but funner is not a word at all. Then what is it? Why you say it out of your mouff, but then you say its not a word. You couldnt say it if it waddnt a word, could you? Siiiiiggghhhh.... Its not a proper English word. Its slang. Its not a word that belongs in your vocabulary, is what I meant. Ohhhh, its a NAUGHTY word! OK, I unnnertand now. Maybe Ill send Midget into haggle with someone at Best Buy... :)
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 22:57:23 +0000
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